“HEMORRHOIDS ! “(samba) Mr. oily discharge Ted Pillman
“Hemorrhoids!” Ow ! Ow !, another beautiful song from the pen of Ted Pillman ! This goes out to long time comedy legend PHYLLIS DILLER. She loves wacky humor. We’ve loved Phillis for a many years. Teds got Hems like golf balls ! Ted suffers from HEMMORHOIDS, CONSTIPATION, ASS BLASTS, FARTS, OILY DISCHARGE, and wears ADULT DIAPERS . Ted takes PREPARATION H, ANUSOL, TUCKS, and HOT TUB BATHS. As in the song , the hassle of Hemorrhoids really sucks.
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This is cute ! I like the samba beat !
Ted has that miserable look on his
dirty face.
All we need is Carmen Miranda shaking along
with Ted’s Hemorrhoid Samba !
I’m sitting on the same problem. I’m also
using a product called Tucks. Ow !
faggots
A Carmen Miranda beat, with an old alkie
who’s singing about hemorrhoids. Quite a
combination. That’s what makes America great !
Ladies and Gentlemen. I would like to introduce to you one of the greatest singers in the business today. Please welcome Mr. Ted Pillman! singing his newest hit song….
I had hemorrhoids surgery and ow ow ow
I wish this guy was my Dad
I have to push my intestines back up every time a go, and my balls always hang in the water, thats real pain!
I’m an endurance cyclist and am having troubles with my keister. I typed in my ailment, saw this, and was laughing so hard that I blew another gasket. Bravo!
I thank you for your comment. You’re the greatest ! Ted would love to do a duet
with you. Maybe one of Ted’s 4 new ones !
oh this suks , dont you know that ted is a professional jazz singer playing a bum ? —–> like red buttons said —-> ” dont work blue , you’ll go nowhere ” ..
I heard Wayne Newton sang this song at the Sahara in Vegas last saturday night,that plagiarizing son of a bitch
gay
Looks like hemoroids are the least of your problems.
you are handsome. you need a date
I love the stick behind his ear!!!!
Ted, you should start a hemorrhoids support group.
frank sinatra,elvis,ted pillman!
HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS SKIN CANCER
looks and sounds like an old queen!!!!
Lmfao, this is no where near as good as sex but it’s pretty damn funny!
Looks like a nuked victim…..
lmao!