Is there any escape from Hemorrhoid Hell?
I have had hemorrhoids for 5 years now, I am now 31. They have never gone away. They used to hurt for an hour or so. Now they throb constantly all day long. I want to take a blowtorch to the hemorrhoids and then die from the resulting shock of pain.
Preparation H does nothing. Suppositories do nothing. Tucks does nothing. Maximum strength everything does nothing. Witch Hazel provides 10 minutes of relief. Stretching, touching toes provides 5 minutes of relief. You name it, it has failed.
The doctor said to eat bananas, rice and apple juice and gave me no additional medicine. Other than some worthless information about sitting in a bath. Something stupid called "sitz bath." What a laughable useless remedy that turned out to be.
Everything having to do with hemorrhoids is a laughable,useless remedy in my case. You must excuse my derisiveness, it comes from years of constant pain.
The only thing I haven’t tried baking soda to dry the evil bastard out, it sounds painful, or like it won’t work.
I did discover that excess caffeine makes it worse and also alcohol. Wow. There goes all of life’s enjoyment. I can’t sit, I can’t stand, I can’t sleep, I can’t do nothing. All I can do is walk. Walk, walk walk. That’s the only safe place. I want to kill hemorrhoids. No, actually I want a painkiller injection or numbing agent.
What idiot who designed the human body put nerves in hemorrhoids.
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Well, you can walk into a place where, instead of "The Doctor will see you now", you’ll hear "You want fries with that?"
Yes!!! That’s right!
You can go to a fast-food joint to burn off those hemmorhoids!
Just ask the manager when the best time is to come over and sit underneath the HEAT LAMP to burn off those babies!!!
A few sessions under the "butt lamp" should eliminate them for good!
Otherwise, if you’re uninsured, you can end up paying $12,000 or more to get rid of them!!!
No idiot designed the human body. However, idiots regularly post in the wrong section.
I think you’ve been thinking about the wrong moon, my friend…
I’d love to help, but this is astronomy. You probably want one of the medical sections.
Have you tried Preparation H wipes?
http://www.preparationh.com/products/wipes.asp
I don’t have hemorrhoids, but I do rub myself raw in that area once in a while. The wipes are great, very relieving. Good luck.
They can be stopped from forming by using a finger to push them back in to the cluster of veins.They are knots in the vein cluster.Cutting ill not help.A series of dilation’s with steady pressure will help.Heat helps,but straining restriction gets results ,either to create or null.